Nothing excites me more than the thrill of wearing something that is so unique the chances of someone else having it are slim. Most times said clothing stops people dead in their tracks with a look of confusion on their faces leaving them asking wtf is she wearing under their breath. I stumbled across Storets after one too many glasses of wine and some interesting google searches related to fashion. A little disheartened I hadn’t discovered this website sooner, but finally all of my fashion prayers were answered. The holy grail of crazy outfits, I was like a kid in a candy store. I had to savor each and every article for sale. After adding everything available in my size to my shopping cart I narrowed my choices down to avoid going into debt.
I present to you one of my favorite choices since it incorporates a crisp white blouse, and we know white is my favorite color. But SURPRISE it comes complete with the two largest bows one could sew on one side of your sleeve. It’s like you shaved one leg and not the other. Or you accidentally wore two different pairs of shoes. You know how that happens? It is just weird enough to remind you that this is still fashion and fashion has no rules. Nonetheless I couldn’t be more excited about my new found love for a shirt. I knew I needed a blouse with giant bows, because what does life without bows mean if you’re a girl? Nothing. What is life with a man? I would’t know since I have a beaux. Two to be exact that I wear on my sleeve. Get it? Good.