disclaimer; i did not wake up like this, however i could go to bed like this.
what are you wearing? is that a one piece flannel pajama set? but are they really pajamas? every time and i mean every time i wear this i am overwhelmed with quizzical stares and bad jokes. why can’t it be socially acceptable that comfort looking sleepwear is not just for sleeping? the mornings go a little something like this. wake up snooze…snooze…snooze maybe two more times and roll out of bed. then stumble into your closet with a blank stare which mostly resembles your prized resting bitch face. especially this early in the morning. when it takes you too long to decide what to wear, you tend to over think it and when you over think it you throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care (because at this point you don’t) and end up looking like this.
by looking like this i mean a questionable cross between a geriatric G wearing Free People and the laziest dresser to ever live. so what in god’s name of plaid pajamas is happening to me? the last pajama party you went to could have been decades ago, but who says the party has to stop?
it’s a two for one deal. a top and a bottom. it’s basically a power suit which is naturally fit for the corporate environment in which i spend most of my time. appropriate yes. no. maybe i’m pushing it, the jury is still out? thank god i don’t sit next to HR.
to take this outfit from the bedroom to say any social environment, accessories are key. put a statement necklace on and pray that’s the only thing people notice about your outfit. try and hide it even more by throwing an oversized collared leather piece around the top half and call it a day. add a heel for bonus points and the next time someone asks if you’re wearing pajamas, ask them why they aren’t. then pat yourself on the back because you will never not be prepared for nap time.
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